Higher Ground.

I feel like dying.

I don't feel like staying dead, but I feel like being reincarnated. I feel like quitting my job so I can actually talk with people and throwing away all of my comic books and video games. Seriously, that lonely subculture limits itself so much, people hate you when you read too much or when you find solace in billions of compressed zeroes and ones.

How is playing Madden more pathetic than playing football?

That's all I've got to say.

I'm turning primitivist.