Trapdoor.

I don't have their clothes, I don't have their looks,
I don't watch their movies, I don't read their books,
I don't take their photos, I don't smoke their hash,
I don't write their papers, I don't take their cash,
I don't know their lingo, I don't lift their weights,
I don't sing their praises, I don't fill their plates,
I don't take their classes, I don't meet their girls,
I don't make their choices, I don't rule their world.
This is what it feels like. I am powerless.

Square one isn't so sweet after all.